Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven: Intro- For the Ladies

 

Sakura and Ino decided that the weekend would be the perfect time to throw a party. They insisted you come because it would be the best thing you decided in your life apparently. You had no other place to be so you humored them, and went to get ready.

 

A (f/c) tank top, (f/c) Skinny jeans, (f/c) Converses, with a (f/c) jacket.

You decided to do your regular make-up not even bothering with getting so dressed up for a party that might just be another bust, or a failed attempt to get you to have a slumber party with them and the other girls. Though upon arrival you were surprised by all of the decorations and lights, it actually looked pretty cool. When you walked up to the door it swung open immediately and Sakura began to drag you inside to the basement where you heard everyone talking and music playing.

 

"Hey everyone! (y/n) is finally here! We can play!" she shouted as some of the familiar faces cheered while some groaned irritated, or were just plain nervous.

 

"What are you talking about..." You said as you reached the bottom of the stairs ,"What are we playing?" Just as Ino shoved a black cloth bag in front of you.

"What?" you raised your eyebrow at her.

 

Ino giggled ," You were last to arrive!" she began ," So you get to play first!"

Then Sakura chimed in ," Were all playing seven minutes in heaven!"



A Sasuke Uchiha One-Shot: She's Got Nothing On You

 

 

 

Your Name: Masami Hayashi

 

Age: 18 Sasuke is 19

 

Past & Personality: You are very energetic and bubbly. You live in the Leaf village. You have the tendency to cry a lot about a lot of things, so you acquired the nickname 'Cry Baby' by Sasuke(Who has returned to the Leaf Village "As if nothing ever happened!!!") Which only makes you cry even more... Naruto is one of your closet friends and tries to fight Sasuke off, but you secretly deep down enjoyed that he took the time to pick on you. Oddly enough... You have your parents and a younger brother who looks up to Sasuke and Naruto, who acts like an older brother.

 

~ Shall we begin? ~

 

      Today you had decided to take a walk through town to get some fresh air from being stuck inside your house since you had a few days to yourself before your next mission. You swayed happily and eventually ended up out near the training grounds. You began to hear Naruto yelling about how he's still better then him...

 

'Oh! Could he be talking about...' Your thoughts began to drift as your imagination went wild

 

    You walked into the area and viewed what seemed to be a never ending fit of movement by Naruto and Sasuke who both still acted like they were 13... You smiled when Naruto realized you were there and stopped his "spar" with Sasuke, who placed his hand on his hip clearly annoyed.

 

"Oi! Masami what are you doing 'round here?" Naruto asked hugging you lightly.

You grinned ," Just walking around and then I heard you yelling!"

Naruto scratched his head," Ah... Haha... My bad."

 

Sasuke just stood there and watched you and Naruto's conversation till he finally spoke up.

"Can you just leave the Cry baby and continue training," Sasuke spoke ," Though I don't need it but you two do."

Your eyes watered at his rude comment and your lip quivered threatening to begin a whining cry.

"Hey! Leave her alone!" Naruto shouted as he clenched his teeth and putting his hands into a fist.

Sasuke only smirked ," Let's make a bet... Shall we?"

"Yeah! Your on!" was Naruto's confident reply.

"What are the wages Uzumaki?" Sasuke said in a calm tone.

 

You saw Naruto smirk at this, and you did not like it one little bit whatsoever. Naruto knew of your crush on Sasuke, but unlike some girls you did not pursue him in a craze for him. You could only pray he did not do anything to make Sasuke hate you even more.

 

"Alright... You win you can keep on teasing her and you can punch me around..." He began and you only gasped for air from the threat of crying ," But if I win... You don't make fun of her anymore and you have to go on a date with Masami!" That was it that hit a cord which made the tears fall and your whining sounds start.

"It looks like you like making her cry more then I do." Sasuke said ," But I plan on winning...I look forward to beating you up..."

 

And then the fight raged on within a blink of your eyes and you could see both were already some what tired from earlier sparring. You decided to sit under a tree and watch till they were finished with their fight. Soon the morning turned into afternoon as they still fought for who was winner and eventually Kakashi-sensei had come to watch and decided to stop them and decide for them.  With that you saw Sasuke punch a tree causing it to fall to the forest floor, and then you began to hear little faint chirps. You jolted up and ran over breaking branches to find the source of the chirping while everyone merely watched you in curiosity.

 

Then you found a poor little bird that had been crushed by a branch when Sasuke had caused it to fall. You began to wail as you picked up the bird and began to try and heal it as you walked out into the clearing.

 

"Aw did that poor bird get caught in the fall?" Naruto asked rubbing your back.

Kakashi-sensei patted your head ," Your very sweet Masami."

You were crying as you tried to heal the poor little bird when you heard Sasuke scoff.

 

"It's just a stupid bird..."

 

That statement seemed to put you overboard as you placed the bird gingerly into Naruto's hands. Then you turned your attention to Sasuke who seemed surprised at your sudden brave front, as you wiped away the tears from your eyes.

 

"You know what Sasuke!" you began and that was Kakashi-sensei cue to get the hell out of there before it got anymore ugly... ," I have ignored your rude comments for so long! I'm so sick of you!"

Naruto turned away and pet the bird softly trying to comfort the bird and pretend that you and Sasuke weren't there.

 

"You have been nothing but a mean and rude to me! You call me a cry baby but you know what! I'd rather be a cry baby then an ignorant jerk like you! Who can't..." tears began to form again after your rant slowly ended ," W-who can't see how much that cry baby likes and admires you but I suppose your eyes are always on Sakura so I can't blame you for that! I... I can only blame myself for liking you!"

 

And with that you turned on your heels grabbed the bird from Naruto and walked off. Naruto just sighed, waved at Sasuke, and followed behind you trying to apologize for what he started.

 

Soon you arrived home with the bird and placed it in a cage and kept it in the living room for your mother to heal it more and also take care of it as you headed to your room. You sat there on your window sill as the afternoon sun began to set  and the cool night breeze began to flow through your hair. A knock came from your door as you called out that it was open. You turn to see who it was and you did not expect to see this person at after what you rambled on about before...

 

"Never mind! It's locked!" You huffed pulling your knees to your chest and dropped your head into them.

"Oh yeah it's totally locked right..." Sasuke scoffed at you. You wouldn't reply to him you... shouldn't reply...

You heard him walk closer and you could feel he was right next to you.

 

'What an agonizing pain... Having to endure the issue twice already... Just go away already...' you thought to yourself gripping your knees tighter.

 

You felt his arms wrap around you and you felt his lips on the top of your head. You were so surprised that your head jolted up hitting him in the face, and his nose began to bleed.

 

"Ah! I-I'm sorry! H-hold on I'll uh... Uh... G-get you some tissues!" You stammered nervously and you saw him roll his eyes, clearly you ruined a mood he was trying to set. You ran back with tissues and placed them to his nose and you tried to heal it at the same time, hopefully you didn't break his nose...

 

He began to laugh and it surprised you ," W-why are you laughing?"

"Way to ruin the mood..." he said as he moved your hands away from his face and holding onto them. Your face was so red that you hadn't notice that you didn't cry when you hurt him.

 

He leaned down to capture your lips and you craned your neck just slightly to let him know that you were coherent and not just day dreaming. He smirked into the kiss then he pulled away you could clearly see his smirk, curiosity filled your mind. 

 

"Aren't you going to cry, Cry baby?" He teased you, but you only smiled up at him.

You shook your head ," Nope!" He rolled his eyes.

"Don't worry..." he said as he leaned in to kiss your forehead.

You stare at him confused as he stared into your eyes ," She's got nothing on you..."

Squeezing his hands tightly you collected the courage to kiss him and continue to kiss him with your arms wrapped around his neck.

 

~ After the gushy moment ~

 

Restraining himself from going an further Sasuke glanced outside then turned back to you "Get dressed... After all I have a date with you."

 

You grinned widely and nodded as he released your hands and walked out to the living room where your father had an interesting conversation in which he did not want to repeat or tell you for a matter of fact.

 

Sasuke grabbed ahold of your hand as you two walked to the restaurant you both wanted to go eat at. A pretty popular Bar-B-Q place where you grill your own meats and veggies at your table, you thought it was would be so fun as a first date. Though when you both were getting seated you saw Naruto with the whole gang out to eat together, including Sakura... You grimaced but Sasuke only smirked at this as he wrapped an arm around your waist as you guys got closer to them. Sakura turned to wave hi, but stopped short after seeing this and you could just feel the steam coming out of her ears.

 

"Uh... Sakura-chan... Cool it..." Naruto whispered motioning you two to sit next to Hinata, his lovable yet shy girlfriend whom you adored.

"Um... H-hi everyone" you waved trying to smile though it seemed very awkward with Sasuke clinging to your hip, but it was also a nice feeling.

Sasuke tipped his head to signal a hi to the guys...

 

'Why do guys do that?' you curiously thought this as he pulled the chair out for getting arise out of Sakura. 

"Haha... Um how about a round of sake for everyone?" Ino chirped clearly over Sasuke and on to other fish that were in the sea.

 

Eventually everyone was laughing and enjoying their time. Sakura had a bit much to drink and Lee had swooped her off her feet, literally, and took her home. You and Sasuke were just enjoying your time together having a grand time with your friends as you ate and drank, stealing kisses from you every so often.

 

"I'm having so much fun Sasuke!" you grinned at him and placing a hand on his hand that had been resting along your shoulders.

 

He smiled at you as he tipped your chin up and kissing you ever so lightly leaving you light head ," Yeah me too Masami..."

 

The rest of the night was just pure joy with everyone. Sasuke had walked you home, kissed you good night, and promised that there would be many more nights as this; That promise made you cry.

 

"Oh your such a cry baby... But your my cry baby..." he kissed you one last time before you slipped inside your house trying to sneak upstairs before your father notice, but no prevail as he turned on the light that was near his seat.' Interrogation about date #1' you could hear your father recording himself...

 

'Oh boy...' you sigh.

 

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A Kakuzu One-Shot: You Make Me Forget About Money

A Kakuzu One-Shot: You Make Me Forget About Money

 

 

Your name: Akiko Ojima

*You look just as you do in the photo! With white thigh high stockings and white boots. You hardly wear your cloak *

Your Age: 25

Personality & Past: You are a very calm level headed person. You grew up in the village hidden in the mist. You have a younger sister whom still lives there and trains to become just like you, but after being picked up from your village to become an Atkatsuki member you vowed to never let her be apart of that world. You did not mind being wanted by such a fearsome group, but your heart is still prue even though you belong to this group. You were recruited after the demise of Sasori for your intimidating ice and water techniques and were paired with Hidan and Kakuzu to prevent anymore catastrophes within the group.

~ There are some minor mature things in the story(Like cursing, and slight sexual content)! With no further distraction! Enjoy! ~

        You awaited for your next mission in the contours of your room. It had been a cold beginning of winter and you were thoroughly enjoying every second of it. You stare outside the window from your desk where you sat patiently for any news of a new mission. A few minutes later someone began to pound on your door over excessively and you sighed knowing just who it was.
"Hey! You cold-bitch open up the damn door!"
'Oh Hidan...' you rolled your eyes and put on a smile as you got up to answer your door.
"Yes Hidan?" You smile.
He looked you up and down, checking you out ever so lightly as he always does, "We have a mission! So... Let's get the fuck out of here!"
You nodded and grabbed your pouch from your desk just as Kakuzu came up next to Hidan. You glanced over your shoulder and saw his piercing green eyes glancing at you. You turn away as a small blush grew across your face.
'Oh how stupid of me! He wasn't looking at me that way!' you thought to yourself shaking your head.
"Hey what the fuck is taking you so long!" Hidan gripped you back down to earth and you rushed out of your room to walk behind them with your hand behind your back. Hidan, Kakuzu, and yourself made your way out of the hideout and began your trip.
"So what is our mission Hidan?" You ask peering at Hidan from the side.
"Our? My mission is to go kill some brood who's been healing a bunch of ninja who don't need healin'" he emphasized the 'my' quite clearly.
"So why am I here then?" You questioned very confused.
Kakuzu jumped into the conversation then, " Your with me on a bounty..."
'Oh... Wait... I'm going to be alone with Kakuzu... Oh no...' Your face became flushed as you thought this.
"You... okay?" Kakuzu glanced at you.
"Uh... Y-yeah! I'm good I just feel a bit warm..." You laugh off the nerves.
Hidan stopped and looked at you , " You stupid bitch it's snowing and you say your fucking hot?"
You nod and Hidan scoffed at you and continued walking.

After some time of walking Hidan had gone off on his own way for his mission, as you and Kakuzu continued on.

It was quiet between the two of you. Neither one of you said a word and you felt like a fool who has experienced defeat without even a try. Though you were described as a 'Pure Bitch who won't give it up to an amazing man, as he' by Hidan. Even Tobi would go up to you saying you were an angel.

"Akiko we have people following us..." Kakuzu whispered and you immediately felt their presences from either side and you smiled brightly at Kakuzu.
"I've got the left side if you want to get the right side Kakuzu-san!" You chirped and he merely nodded at you.
You blew a chilly breath of air out covering the entire area with a paralysis powder along with it. Soon you began to hear bodies drop from the branches and groans from said bodies. You skipped over and looked at everyone who fell with a finger to your lips as you were bent over looking.
"Kakuzu-san I don't want to kill them..." you said  and you turned to Kakuzu who was already breaking necks of the others.
'Such a gruesome thing to do...' you thought this as you began to bite your thumb.
"I will take care of it..." is all he told you and you nodded glancing back at all the ninjas as you froze their hands to the ground, its the least you could do for Kakuzu. Then you looked at one man who laid there biting his lip quite hard and you looked into his face and he shook as you did.
"Kakuzu-san isn't this the man we were searching for?" You say as he came up to you.
He merely nodded at you and you smiled.
"I need him alive. Do you mind tying him up..." he asked you as he began to kill off the other ninja around you.
"Of course Kakuzu-san!" you say with a smile as you begun to tie the ninja up. You could have sworn you could feel him smiling at you, but decided to blow it off.
Kakuzu finished off the ninja and scooped the man and began to walk in the direction of the coroner to collect his bounty.

After arriving you waited outside the room for Kakuzu to collect the bounty. He walked out of the room and groaned clearly irritated.
"What's wrong?" You ask him.
"He doesn't have my money right now..." Kakuzu growled at this.
"Oh my." is all you could say as he began to walk.
You rushed to his side following him out.
"We'll just stay at the hotel I guess..." he said and you merely nodded.

~At the hotel~
You sat there watching Kakuzu count and separate the money he had acquired from an earlier mission before this one. You were staring intently at him since he took off his cloak and mask, which was a rare sight for you. He slammed his hand onto the table and you jumped slightly from his action. He began to stare back at you with an irritated look and his hand in a fist.
"What's wrong Kakuzu-san?" you ask voice shaking.
"You..." a one worded answer that made your heart sink and you were at a lost for words.
"You always look so innocent... You always stare at all the other Atkatsuki with those ice blue eyes, but me!" he shouted at you ," And Hidan's dumb-ass always seems to grab all of your attention and it pisses me off even more!"
You smile at him ," Are you jealous?"
He twitched," W-what the fuck... Tch... No."
You got up and sat down next to him and smile at him. He seemed to get more flustered and this made you giggle at this new side of him, but he clearly did not.
"Quit giggling..." he growled and you shake your head.
Instead you decide to be a dare-devil and kissed his cheek.
"I never had eyes on anyone, but you..." You smile at him with your eyes shut ( ^___^ )
He chuckled at his earlier out burst and leaned down to your lips. Capturing them with his own making you turn several shade of red that were clearly visible on your face. He laughed at you when he pulled away.
"It's not that funny... You kissed me for the first time!" you pouted, but he only gave you a soft smile.
"Well then let me give you your second one..." he whispered into your ears as he held your face in his hands laying his lips onto yours once more, this time it was more passionate. His soft lips were very gentle towards your innocent ways, as he showed you what true love really is like. He wrapped his free hand around your waist and you nervously reached your arms around his neck, deepening the kiss even more.
~ If I get a request for this to turn into a lemon/Baby Daddy I will! Till then... I'll skip that ^__^  ~

Morning had broke and you woke up wrapped in Kakuzu's arms, and white sheets, you stared up at his face as your hand traced the stitches on his face and he lazily opened his eyes to stare at you.
"Stop that..." He mumbled swatting your hand playfully and you could only smile at him.
"Well I had to wake you up!" you tell him, as you poke at his well chiseled chest.
"Tch... For what?" he says as shuts his eyes and tightening his hold on you.
You stared at him confused ," What about the bounty?"
He opened his eyes and stared at you ," What bounty..." and this made you laugh.
"Hehe! Oh nothing Kakuzu-kun!" you giggled and settled yourself against his chest.
He rolled his eyes and shut his eyes to go back to sleep.
'I guess he really did forget about it!' you grinned to yourself falling back to sleep.

'Damn... I really did forget about that bounty till she said something... Akiko... You make me forget about money...' he thought as he heaved a large sigh keeping his grip onto your body loving every second he had with you in his arms.

- Back at the hideout -

You and Kakuzu had just arrived back at the hideout and Hidan had approached you slicking his hair back, but as you walked pass him he smacked your ass. You turned towards him smiling, then suddenly blew a chilly paralysis over him after you square punched his jaw.
"W-what the fuck!?" Hidan explained as the other Atkatsuki members stared shocked.
Tobi ran over poking Hidan ," Why did Akiko-chan do that?"
"Because Tobi... No other man touches another man's woman..."
Tobi nodded ," Oh! Tobi understands! Tobi no touch Akiko-chan!"
"Good Boy Tobi!" You pat Tobi's head as Kakuzu placed a hand around your hips and smirked.
Walking off happily and leaving Hidan, for once, silent.

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